Theresa’s pre-election patter song

Enter THERESA and chorus.

THERESA
I seek power that your human rights I may impale,
And all th’intimate details of your life surveil,
Should the alt-right need placation, ban the Muslim veil,
And I’ll do this with the backing of the Daily Mail!

Chorus
Yes she’ll do this with the backing of the Daily Mail!

THERESA
That my Brexiteering actions shall not be derailed
We’ll lock saboteurs and judges in a trial-less jail.
Sans their nauseous interventions Britain shall prevail!
And we’ll do this in the name of the Daily Mail!

Chorus
May she do this in the name of the Daily Mail!

THERESA
If you hesitate to stop us, and we do not fail,
We will privatise the air and you will pay to inhale.
Yes the years to come will be quite a living Hell,
But I do this for the readers of the Daily Mail!

Chorus
Yes she does this for the readers of the Daily Mail!

Exeunt.

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